Ugly Betty Recap: "Rabbit Test"

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Ugly Betty finally returned last night and actually featured one of our favorite, most under-utilized characters -- Christina!  Despite Ashley Jensen leaving the show after this season, we're still thrilled to get whatever screen time we can with her.

Christina was part of the subplot where Wilhelmina begins to suspect that her baby might actually be Christina's!  Meanwhile, in the main plot, Betty snuck Daniel into a party to meet Calvin Hartley to beg for some bailout money... in a rabbit suit.

Daniel in a Bunny Suit

Find out if he succeeded and just who's baby is it in our "Rabbit Test" recap.

Here's some of our favorite Ugly Betty quotes from the episode:

Daniel: Everyone's staring at me
Betty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old! | permalink
Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey | permalink
Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck? | permalink

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Ugly Betty Quotes

Amanda [referring to Fey]: I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror
Marc: More than usual?
Amanda: Yeah
Marc: Oh
Amanda: I just wish I got to know her better
Marc: Yeah and I wish I got to know Marlon Brando before he got fat

Bye bye braces!