On last night's episode of Weeds, Nancy went to visit Guillermo in prison, while Andy grew closer to her sister, Jill (Jennifer Jason Leigh).

Meanwhile, poor Cecilia refused to leave her kidnapper, while Doug and Silas searched the national forest for their perfect grow spot.

Find out whatever happened to our favorite suburban drugdealers in our "Machetes Up Top" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Weeds quotes from the epiosde:

Nancy: You're religious?
Cesar: Selectively
Nancy: Right, the whole thou shalt not kill thing probably isn't work out that well for you, huh?
Cesar: and I support gay marriage | permalink

Nancy: If something happens to me, you'll take care of this for Silas and Shane
Dean: If something happens? Where you going, skydiving?
Nancy: None of your business. Just make sure it all gets taken care of. I'm counting on you
Dean: Out of curiousity and of coruse self image, why me?
Nancy: Cause I trust you. Cause you're a parent. Cause you're the only person i could find on such short notice | permalink

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