Entourage Recap: "One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car"

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On last night's Entourage, Turtle officially became a loser in his own eyes when he turned 30 and had two people buy cars for him.  Yeah, tough break buddy.

Turtle Gets His Car

Meanwhile, Eric was nervous when Charlie's pilot was finally being screened.  Find out what both of our boys did after they went to the wise sage Ari for advice in our "One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Entourage quotes from the episode.

Ari (to Turtle): Look. When my son was born, my greatest fear was having this conversation. I knew that I would give him anything he wanted because he was my son. And I couldn't say no, which sucks because it wouldn't help him and he'd just end up on the street doing heroine with The Two Coreys because I was to much of a p***y to teach him a lesson. I won't make that mistake with you. | permalink
Turtle: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.
Ari: Talk to me about what?
Turtle: Career advice.
Ari: For who?
Turtle: For me...
Ari But you don't have a career. | permalink

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Entourage Quotes

Jamie Lynn [on the phone]: Your big cock is in my mouth...
Turtle: That's where it likes to be!
Turtle's Mom: Who's that on the phone!?!?!

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her


Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes