Seasons One and Two, as Blair said, were all Dan Serena Dan Serena woo!!

In the new season, it's looking more like Dan Serena Dan Serena ... who?

Rumor has it she will be getting it on with that snake Carter Baizen. Ouch.

As for him, well, we know two things:

1. In the Gossip Girl book series, Dan is bisexual.
2. He has a scandalous hookup ahead this fall.

Are you reading into that the same way we are? Should you be?

Follow the link to find out more about this Gossip Girl spoiler ...

What character do you think Dan Humphrey hooks up with?

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