New on DVD: Fringe, The Office

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They both premiere next Thursday, September 17.

This gives fans a little over a week to catch up on the previous seasons of Fringe and The Office, while also enjoying new footage, cast interviews and more.

Indeed, the first season of the Fox hit and the fifth season of the NBC comedy were both released on DVD today. You don't need to purchase a copy of the latter in order to enjoy the very best The Office quotes, as our site is overflowing with them.

But you may need to add it to your Netflix queue if you want the full effect. Not even our most ardent staff impersonator has perfected his impression of Dwight's cackle or Creed's... Creedness.

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael