One Tree Hill returned last night with a bevy of new faces.

Most notable among them is Robert Buckley, who made an instant impression as Clay. Are you buying his schtick as a sports agent? Or do you not even care, as long as he never wears a shirt?

One thing that remained the same, fortunately, were the abundance of great One Tree Hill quotes, from the silly to the profound. These were our favorite from last night:

Nathan: You're a good man, Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are you, Dad. You're Nathan Scott. | permalink

Nathan: Tell you what, instead of playing HORSE, why don't we play a game of LUCAS? | permalink

Julian: You know what I wished for?
Brooke: What?
Julian: Skinny dipping. (Takes off his shirt) Are you coming or what?
Brooke: That's what she said. | permalink

Brooke: Peyton used to say: people always leave. Who knew she was talking about her stupid ass? | permalink

Skills: It ain't gonna work.
Mouth: What?
Skills: You hanging around all nekkid. | permalink

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