Gossip Girl Episode Guide: "How to Succeed in Bassness"

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Monday night's Gossip Girl featured Chuck's big hotel club opening, and our man doing what the episode's title implies - succeeding in his new venture.

Not that it was easy, though. Nor was patching things up with Blair. But all is well that ends well, and for Mr. Bass, last night clearly did on both fronts.

Serena and Blair are totally in a fight now, though, based on the former being undercut by the latter. Also in a war? Jenny and Eric. A one-sided war.

Newly-anointed queen J's power gone to her head, and it looks like her cute friendship with her sort-of-brother is a casualty. It's quite sad to watch.

Lastly, Dan and Olivia are still going strong, despite many obstacles like her sexy vampire movies or ex-boyfriends swooping in at the last moment.

For the details on "How to Succeed in Bassness," here's our episode guide!

Lil J Pic

J sold out E pretty hard last night. It was harsh to watch.

We're compiling a list of the best quotes from Monday, as well as a list of the music played during "How to Succeed in Bassness." They'll be up soon!

Follow these links, as well, for plenty of videos and pictures from the night, then check back later for all the latest news, spoilers and Round Table!

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.