Because we know you secretly want to know (at least nine of you do), below are links to recaps of last night's episodes of MTV's guiltiest fake reality TV show pleasures ...

• On The Hills, Kristin and Stacie, who are apparently friends now, took off for a weekend in Vegas. Back in L.A., Spencer tried to determine if Heidi is pregnant ... without asking of course. Read more about "Mr. Right Now" in our The Hills recap!

• On The City, Whitney tried to get her new fashion line off the ground, while Olivia and Roxy proved themselves to be as inept as ever when it comes to working. For more on "If You Want Something Done Right," here's our The City recap!

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