Derek made us think twice about being careful what we wish for. So did Meredith. Teddy and Owen made us grateful for our own best friends, and Alex made us laugh.

As usual, quality Grey's Anatomy quotes were in no short supply last night. Follow the preceding link to review great lines from every episode in the show's six seasons.

Here's a sampling from last night's "Valentine's Day Massacre" ...

Mrs. Shepherd? Derek's gonna pay (with sex) for this!

Meredith: You're gonna have to make this up to me with a lot of sex.
Derek: Yes, dear. | permalink

Teddy: I've got a cottage with deer, and a fish and various waxed body parts. I'm gonna be fine. | permalink

Meredith: I didn't marry Derek to be the chief's arm candy. I'm a surgeon. | permalink

Derek: If you don't feel the losses... that's when you know you're not cut out for this kind of work. | permalink

Jackson: I'm pretty. [pause] In my family I was always the pretty one. My face, my eyes. The body. You should see me with no shirt on. It's sort of ridiculous. | permalink

Meredith: They're married.
Alex: You're just saying that because you think you're married. | permalink

Arizona: Bailey, where would you go on a first date?
Miranda: Isn't their a dying child somewhere? | permalink

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