Ever been to LA, Sookie?
Wanna get a gin and juice and\\t Merlotte's, Sookie?
Come on, Sookie, you need a bon pimp if you're out of Bon Temps.
Snoop Dogg raps this and other hilarious lyrics in our favorite Web video of the year. The song is dedicated to our favorite mind-reading waitress, and Bill might need to look out.
After all, Snoop encourages his fiancee to "choose a player like me and do it in the daytime with the D-O Double G." It's amazing stuff. Watch the rap below.
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