He's no The Situation, but if you think that Antonio Sabato, Jr., can't pull his weight on Bones' upcoming Jersey Shore-themed episode ... fuggedaboutit!

After all, he is an actual actor. That helps. According to TV Guide, Sabato has been cast as the "guido" bouncer at a New Jersey Shore club that Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) visit to question someone involved with a murder.

The Situation himself dropped out of negotiations last week.

Antonio Sabato, Jr. will be guest starring on Bones.

Expect the club to be filled with gold chains and big hair, making Brennan and Booth stand out like sore thumbs. Lisa LoCicero will play the character's mother.

Situation or not, this Bones episode gets a fist-pump from us!

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