Welcome to the 123rd Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Caption Contest winner is GSparks28. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to TheYalier, UESGIRL and Kristi Cagle. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week in the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Juliet: Just because you didn't get into Hamilton House doesn't mean you should join Mathletes.
Serena: It's social suicide, I know. So when are you returning that dress you're wearing?

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