Jersey Shore Review: "Girls Like That"

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Nothing happened on this week's Jersey Shore. Even by Jersey Shore standards.

Truly, if there were ever a filler episode, "Girls Like That" would be it. There was more whining and useless dialogue this week than ever before, and most of it not even funny.

Bad combo. Fortunately, we did get a Jersey fix last night. Unfortunately, it was on Fox two hours earlier (see our Bones review). This was pretty much a waste of an episode.

Snooki, JWoww, Sammi

It's basically like the show is killing time until the return to N.J. and last week's exile of Angelina should have ended the season at an even 10 episodes. What the heck was this?

We know that Snooki, Jenni and Sammi are not smart. We know that The Situation considers himself the Alpha Male of all Alpha Males and the de facto leader of the pack.

Vinny gave Ramona a second chance after standing him up, and Sitch tried to swoop in on her to no avail. Snooki wanted to stay out late, and Sitch tried to protect her.

Sort of. He ended up kinda sorta slapping her, although he had her best interests in mind ... most likely. You never really know, given the egos and alcohol consumption.

Follow the jump for some of the night's top Jersey Shore quotes ...

Pauly D: Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE! | permalink
JWoww: Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt. | permalink
Snooki: I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms. | permalink
The Situation: Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg. | permalink
The Situation: My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp. | permalink
JWoww: I like my boobs. | permalink
JWoww: A little homosexual, three guys in a hot tub. | permalink
The Situation: Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old. | permalink
Girl: [to Situation] I'm, like, begging you. I'm trying to have fun, but you're, like, too much. | permalink
Vinny: Mike might have a secret possible obsession with me. | permalink
The Situation: I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving. | permalink
Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him. | permalink
The Situation: Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation. | permalink
JWoww: Without her here, it would have been different. | permalink
JWoww: I'm not gonna get my nails done with her. | permalink
Snooki: It's all good in the hood. | permalink
JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot. | permalink

Girls Like That Review

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

It's all good in the hood.


JWoww: Oh no, he's gonna drown!
Snooki: They live in water!
Vinny: It lives in salt water, you idiot.