The premiere a distant memory, tonight on The Bachelor, the 20 women move into the luxurious Malibu mansion and the contrived nonsense fairy tale truly gets underway.

Two lucky women will go on fabulous one-on-one dates, the band Train makes an appearance, there is a bad acting skit planned for the group date and oh-so-much more.

In case you were wondering, however, this is not a game to Brad Womack. He is serious about finding love. Got that?! Check out the promo for tonight's episode here ...

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