You just want a place to get drunk and have sex. 
Yeah. There's a word for that: a party.

This conversation takes place between Rachel and Puck on next week's "Blame It on the Alcohol." Can you guess which character says which line?

Spoiler alert: the shindig does, indeed, take place. What will happen as a result? Tune in. Find out. And see how the seeds get planted for the throw down in the following clip: