Modern Family tackles a key life question on Wednesday's new episode: where should one spend all of eternity?

Morbid, for sure. But, as you can see below, Jay and Gloria handle the issue in a hilarious manner. At least to viewers.

Also on tap for "Two Monkeys and a Panda:" Cam decides to write a book, and Phil spends a day at the spa. Check out this sneak peek now and visit our Modern Family jokes section if you're in the mood to laugh:

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