Classic TV Quotes: Sex and the City Season Five

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With no disappointment, being compared to its prior comedic seasons, Sex and the City Season 5 was filled with much drama and laughter. The dynamic group of girls continue to entertain their audience with memorable quotes that are hysterical to look back on!

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During the 5th season, Carrie's column transformed into a book, Samantha reopened her heart to Richard, and cautiously took him back, despite what her friends thought. In the meantime, Miranda adjusts her life and learns how to be a mother to baby Brady, and Charlotte ends things with Trey and begins a new love affair with her lawyer, Harry.

What better way to remember the girls' drama than reminisce over their ridiculously hilarious Sex and the City Quotes?!

Miranda: The only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady. He doesn't seem to want to eat.
Carrie: Perhaps he's anorexic. | permalink
Miranda: Brady has to get baptized, and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show. | permalink
Samantha: My friends don't believe you.
Richard: Am I dating your friends?
Samantha: With your track record I wouldn't put it past you. | permalink
Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting? | permalink
Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!! | permalink
(After Carrie says she'll never go on a blind date again)
Miranda: That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes. | permalink
Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?
Samantha: I'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then I'm going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel. | permalink
Carrie: So what's your book called?
Berger: Half-off. That's all it's called now, half-off. | permalink
Miranda: No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up. | permalink
Charlotte: I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head. | permalink
Harry:It drives me crazy when you say my name!
Charlotte:Well then I am definately gonna stop saying it! | permalink
Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house. | permalink

Sex and the City Quotes

Charlotte is trying to decide whether to have anal sex with a man she's dating.
Miranda: It all depends on how much you like him?
Charlotte: A lot.
Miranda: "Dating a few months until somebody better comes along a lot", or "marrying him and moving to the East Hampton's" a lot?
Charlottte: I don't know, I'm not sure.
Miranda: Well, you better get sure real quick.
Charlotte: You're scaring me.
Carrie: Don't scare her.
Miranda: It's all about control. If he goes up there, there's gonna be a shift in power, either he'll have the upper hand or you will. Now there's a certain camp that believe whoever holds the dick, holds the power. (Cab Driver turns around) Hello, you're driving! The question is, if he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.
Cab Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: Sir, were talking "up the butt", a cigarette is in order.
(Cuts to Samantha now in the cab)
Samantha: Front. Back. Who cares? A hole is a hole.
Miranda: Can I quote you?
Samantha: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.
Charlotte: I'm not a hole.
Carrie: Honey, we know.
Samantha: Look, all I'm saying is this is a physical expression, that the body, well, it was designed to experience. And p.s., it's fabulous.

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.