America's Got Talent Recap: Still in Seattle?!?

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America's Got Talent left me with many questions last night:

Why double down on Seattle auditions? Why waste the opening 25 minutes with a montage of terrible acts? When can we get this show to Las Vegas?!?

Fortunately, a few acts stood out from the evening, and not for headache-inducing reasons. Take The BGP below, for example. Also, take this chance to read my full America's Got Talent review at The Hollywood Gossip!

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