Last night on Bachelor Pad, the five remaining couples competed to prove who knew their partner best. The results were usually ugly and moronic, but occasionally brilliant.

Michelle and Graham outfoxed the field, while Vienna and Kasey proved themselves overconfident and idiotic as always. Erica? That girl is just mind-numbingly demented.

While there are some nice folks at the Pad, the outsized egos and overwhelmingly high opinions of themselves displayed by others are almost beyond comprehension.

Without further delay, let's break down the fifth episode of this guilty pleasure ABC summer hit. Just follow the link for The Hollywood Gossip's official Bachelor Pad recap!

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