Best of The Vampire Diaries Season 3: That Salvatore Sarcasm...

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With The Vampire Diaries on hiatus until March 15, now seems like the ideal time to reflect on the season that's been. The highs. The lows. The Damon Salvatore hilarity.

Indeed, in the first installment of our Best of Season 3 series, we present a look back at Damon's funniest quips, gestures, looks and digs from the first 15 episodes of 2011-2012.

Enjoy the following highlights, submit any we missed and peruse our Damon Salvatore quotes section for the best one-liners over the past two-plus years...

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.