American Baking Competition Recap: Oh, Pie!

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The American Baking Competition got underway last night on CBS, with constant reminders that this is the most patriotic show on television.

There was flag bunting. Jeff Foxworthy as host. The actual name of the competition.

Yes, it's based on a British series, but CBS did not want any viewer to forget that this is America's version, dammit. F-ck, yeah!

As for the actual contestants? Francine was clearly the star, as the Southern cook knew her way around various types of pies.

Who was sent home? Who continues to do battle for a $250,000 grand prize? Visit our friends at Food Fanatic for their very first American Baking Competition review now!

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Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.

Julia

"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"

Homer