Keeping Up with the Kardashians kicked off Season 9 last night with an episode heavy on new beginnings and new relationship statuses.
Kim is now a mother. Khloe is now a beleaguered wife. And Kris and Bruce are no longer Man and Wife, telling their family that they aren't divorcing... but they are separating.
Kendall didn't take this news too well on the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 opener, but the kids got together toward the end and decided to unite in the name of family and love.
It will be okay, Bruce assured us all. The unit "will survive" and maybe even come out stronger in the end as a result of these struggles.
And, hey at least ratings will go up!
Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online now to revisit the best and worst moments from the premiere.