New Girl: Watch Season 3 Episode 13 Online

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Jess turned 30 on New Girl Season 3 Episode 13, a funny installment of this Fox sitcom that started with the birthday girl mistaking a kid's party for her own.


But, fret not, Nick made up for it from there, throwing his girlfriend an elaborate surprise party that should really be called an elaborate surprise "day."

Then there was Coach, who deemed himself "the best at stuff."

But how accurate can that statement be, considering his living situation?

Watch New Girl online now and decide for yourself:

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"


You set fire to soda water. Who does that? How do you even possibly do that? It's not a flammable thing! It's not even...are you a witch?