If only EJ had that problem, then maybe he wouldn't be sitting on the ledge of a multi-story building trying to avoid his fiancee who was consoling his possibly pregnant ex-fling.

Apparently life gets complicated when you use your working equipment a little too often. 

Sami was just so incredibly nice to Abigail. She's been young and pregnant and has made huge mistakes. I think she's really trying to help. What I couldn't believe was how quickly Abigail turned on her. 

As soon as Sami hinted that Jennifer might not be thrilled with the news of her daughter's possible pregnancy, Abby jumped to her mother's defense saying that she's nice and kind and considerate. I suppose a daughter should believe that about her mother but when she claimed that Jennifer doesn't judge other people I couldn't hold back a laugh. 

Jennifer judges everyone not to mention the condescending mean streak wrapped in morality. She's been back together with Daniel for all of five minutes and she's already undercutting his friendship with Nicole. 

Yes, I know Nicole's no saint but as Daniel pointed out, he let EJ think Rafe was the father of Nicole's baby. There are no saints in Salem, not even Jennifer Rose. 

Now, how he'll handle Nicole's latest debacle is anyone's guess but I am glad he knows. Daniel's the one person who might be able to help her sort this out. Of course if Jennifer ever found he he got involved she might dump the good doctor once again. 

Speaking of former saints, Eric finally got wind of Marlena's plan to discredit Nicole and told his mother off. But I liked it even better when he snapped at John. John wanders back after a year and acts like he's part of the family. Eric was right to put him in his place.

My favorite scene of the week was the one between Sonny and Victor. First Victor defined marrying Vivian as a "youthful indiscretion" and then described Nick as smarmy and fawning.  Not to mention how much it bugs him that Maggie falls for Nick's act every time.

As he said in this Days of Our Lives quote…

Sonny: I didn't know you had such strong opinions about Nick.
Victor: You don't have strong opinions about cockroaches either, you just step on them.

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Victor Kiriakis is the patron saint of snark and I absolutely love him for it.  I've been begging the soap opera gods to let Sonny team up with Uncle Vic to take Nick down. I hope they hear me.

Nick and Gabi were as annoying as ever. As Sonny tried to remind Gabi, she's now defending the guy who pushed her to the ground and tried to rape her. The guy she had to smack in the head with a rock to get him to stop.  Of course Gabi just continued to whimper that Nick has changed. Ugh.

As Will mentioned about Nick…

When he tries to mimic human behavior that's when he's creepiest.

Will

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Exactly. I can't wait to see someone step on him like the cockroach that he is, but something tells me that's going to be a while. 

Your turn TV Fanatics, tell us what was your favorite quote of the week.

C. Orlando was a TV Fanatic Staff Writer. Follow her on Twitter.