There was nothing but drama on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 2 as a shocking revelation left everyone stunned. We recap it all in our +/- review.
Despite not being a housewife, it seems that everything begins and ends with Phaedra Parks husband Apollo as the two try to figure out what to tell the kids before Daddy gets hauled off to prison.
But plus 25 to Kenya Moore's new friend Claudia to find the bright side of things in this The Real Housewives of Atlanta quote...
Kenya: He's going to prison for eight years.
Claudia: His abs are going to be really amazing when he gets out though.
Apollo had amends to make when he came to Cynthia's party so he hauled Kenya outside to apologize...sort of. Minus 33 because Apollo's communication skills need some work. You don't generally start cursing at the person with which you're trying to make amends.
Somehow it gets worse. Apollo admits he lied about his tryst with Kenya in LA. He lied about her texting him and offering him felatio. He lied about it all. Minus 50!
Why? Who the heck knows but as Peter pointed out, his lie had them all thinking the worst about Kenya Moore...
We have to apologize to this chick because we've been looking at her like she's a ho for the last three years.Peter
Kenya was so wronged that I almost have to forgive her for that horrible duet she sang with Brandon. Almost. Minus 10.
On the bright side, Cynthia Bailey looked smoking hot in her Ebony photo shoot proving that woman are Sexy at Any Age. Plus 27.
NeNe Leakes was away from the drama as she prepared for opening night in Las Vegas and she seemed to find her inspiration for the orgy scene this time. Plus 13.
The real drama may still be at Kandi's where she decided Mama Joyce needed yet another house. Apparently the last home she gave Mama wasn't good enough for her. Minus 23.
So this time she's buying MaMa Joyce a home that's just down the block from her and Todd...and has 7 bedrooms, a swimming pool and a basketball court. What?!? Looks like Todd might be right about Kandi throwing money at her problems.
But Kandi thinks things are better between Mama and Todd. Todd tries to be nice and Mama silently glares at him. I suppose the silence is a step in the right direction. Plus 15.
If only she'd always keep her mouth shut. Instead she tells Kandi she had a dream that Todd had a secret vasectomy and that's why Kandi can't get pregnant.
And if that's not enough, Todd's mother, Sharon wants an apology for Joyce saying Todd was raised by a prostitute and a pimp on camera but it's Joyce who feels slighted as Sharon retaliated by calling her a bitch.
Minus 44. Nothing sadder than watching two older woman acting like foul mouthed, obnoxious children.
Episode total = -80! Season total = -184!
Catch all the drama, watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online here at TV Fanatic.
C. Orlando is a TV Fanatic Staff Writer. Follow her on Twitter.