Quotes of the Week: Alicia's Incredulous, Ursula's Ironic and More!

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Killers, torture, mummification – oh my!!

Despite our best intentions, we weren't able to come up with a slew of quotes befitting Friday the 13th. But we did our best!!

We one from the premiere on Bates Motel, something monstrous from The Musketeers and a word from Eileen Davidson comparing her stay on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a stint on American Horror Story: Asylum...sort of.

Check 'em all out right here and stay away from psycho killers on this festive day!

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Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

Amanda: You don't know how you made it to the surface?
Nolan: No, but the purple skins do.
Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way