Killers, torture, mummification – oh my!!
Despite our best intentions, we weren't able to come up with a slew of quotes befitting Friday the 13th. But we did our best!!
We one from the premiere on Bates Motel, something monstrous from The Musketeers and a word from Eileen Davidson comparing her stay on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a stint on American Horror Story: Asylum...sort of.
Check 'em all out right here and stay away from psycho killers on this festive day!
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