Quotables for Week of October 29, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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This week in quotables, Heroes Reborn revisits saving the cheerleader, there are otherworldy goings on at the Jeffersonian on Bones, and they're planning a wedding at the White House on Scandal. That's just on Thursday!
Earlier in the week, Supergirl swooped in to save the day, Bradley Cooper made another appearance on Limitless to brighten everyone's day on Limitless, and Blaine was talking about emojis on iZombie. Awwwww.
Find out what other quotable moments captured our attention when you scroll through our slideshow!
1. Supergirl
What do you think is so bad about girl? I'm a girl, and your boss, and powerful, and rich, and hot, and smart. So if you perceive Supergirl as anything less than excellent, isn't the real problem, you?
Cat
2. Gotham
Oh, yes! We can put cool things on his stump, like knives and mallets and stuff.
Tabitha
3. The Affair
Helen: Noah wants money.
Margaret: I'm sorry?
Helen: Were you gonna ask how the hearing was, or are you gonna talk some more about your hair dos?
4. Doctor Who
Sam Swift: Who's this, your sidekick? You got your dad as your sidekick?
The Doctor: I'm not his dad, I'm the Doctor.
Sam Swift: Is that the best name you could come up with?
The Doctor: What, says Sam Swift the Quick? Trying a bit too hard, isn't it?
5. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake: As you may know, for the past two years, Captain Holt and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal? To determine who must call the other an amazing detective-slash-genius.
Holt: The first year, by sheer dumb luck, Jake eked out a feeble victory.
Jake: And last year I let the Captain win because he's old and sad.
6. Homeland
Somebody, somewhere, likely very senior, wants you dead. If they think you're not dead, they're gonna send somebody to finish the job. You gotta disappear.
Quinn
7. Quantico
We can't send agents into terrorist cells if they can't survive a cocktail party.
Miranda
8. Family Guy
What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.
Peter
9. Madam Secretary
For crying out loud Bess, will you help me solve one damn problem that you've caused?!
President Dalton
10. The Last Man on Earth
Erica: Phil. Why don't you take that comment, put it inside a bottle, and shove it up your butt?
Phil 2: What?
Erica: And then take that bottle back out, put it inside a bigger bottle, and shove that up your butt too.
11. The Leftovers
Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.
Patti
12. The Walking Dead
Good luck, dumbass.
Glenn
13. The Big Bang Theory
He has glasses, and I'm a know it all. We're not built for prison.
Sheldon
14. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I perioded on an ultra suede satee in 1987 at Roberta Janatelli's condo and I gotta tell you it was still a great party. I wrapped a sweater around my waist, then hooked up with Bobby Henderson anyway! And I started the whole sweater-around-the-waist trend! So, you're welcome.
Paula
15. Fargo
That's when the son, Otto, he takes over, which is like "The good news is World War I is over, the bad news is say hello to Adolf Hitler."
Ben Schmidt
16. Awkward
I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.
Tamara
17. Jane the Virgin
I know you must be freaking out over this news about Petra, but I do have some experience with the whole surprise pregnancy via insemination scenario, and when it happened with you, well I pretty much did everything wrong. I guess I just tried to ignore it, instead of embracing it. So that's my advice to you. There's a baby coming. Whatever that means to you, embrace it.
Michael
18. The Flash
Sometimes great possibilities are right in front of us but we don't see them because we choose not to. I think that we need to be open to exploring something new.
Barry
19. iZombie
I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing $50k a month.
Blaine
20. Agents of SHIELD
Everyone always said we could read each others minds, Fitz. So, I really need you to read mine right now. I'm alive, but I'm terribly alone and afraid. So I really need you to come and get me, okay? I know you won't give up, so I won't either.
Jemma
21. Chicago Fire
Casey: Kid's got potential. Might be the best candidate I've seen come through here.
Otis: Hey, former candidate right here.
22. NCIS
Tony: Are they arguing in binary?
Bishop: Binary averages twelve digits per word. It's some sort of modified shorthand.
Tony: He can't even argue like a cool cyborg.
23. Limitless
This is about you Brian, about whether you’re just an employee or somebody who can be a partner.
Eddie
24. Arrow
A part of me has always wanted you to see what kind of man I really am! I didn't expect to wind up finding out what kind of man you really are.
Oliver
25. Chicago PD
Hey Roman, I want you to know I'm really proud of what you're doing. So you take as long as you need and keep your vacation. That's what being a servant to this city is all about.
Platt
26. You're the Worst
Lindsay: Why are you in a wheelchair? Did Amy do this to you?
Paul: I'm Stephen Hawking! The famous cosmologist.
Lindsay: A crippled guy does makeup?
27. American Horror Story
Aileen: You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker.
John: I got a room.
28. Criminal Minds
Lewis: Rossi, do you think our basic personalities can ever change?
Rossi: No. Maybe a degree here or there but I think we come out of the oven fully cooked.
29. Code Black
Oh look -- from your mouth to the CDC's ears. Prepare for Code Brown, where the CDC crawls so far up my colon, I'll be crapping federal bureaucrats for a week.
Dr. Mark Taylor
30. Supernatural
Sam: Is everything a Bob Seger song to you?
Dean: Yes.
31. Heroes Reborn
This time, you save the cheerleader. I'll stop the bomb.
Hiro
32. The Vampire Diaries
Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?
33. Bones
Pagan symbols, a headless corpse, Halloween. Is it just me or is something other worldly going on here?
Hodgins
34. How to Get Away with Murder
Connor: You've had a little bad luck in the dating department, but Caleb is innocent, maybe, which makes him totally porkable.
Laurel: He's not innocent.
Michaela: How do you know?
Laurel: If you're charged with a murder you didn't commit, you'd want to blame anyone but yourself. Even your birth parents.
35. Scandal
Olivia: No wedding dress, no flowers, and no vows. And I'm keeping my name.
Fitz: Good. Because I'm only marrying you for your money.
36. Haven
Nathan: With everything we have done over the years, what fate have we earned? [a card is drawn from the tarot deck] Judgment. Is that bad?
Tarot Reader: Not with the question you asked. It means you can overcome any obstacle.
