Quotables for the Week Ending December 3, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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This week we have the big crossover extravaganza on The Flash and Arrow, Doctor Who spent billions of years in mourning and there was a significant death on The Vampire Diaries.
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce premiered, the killer was revealed on American Horror Story: Hotel and The Walking Dead sent someone packing in their midseason finale.
So did the quotes match all of the excitement?
There is only one way to find out! Scroll through the slideshow and share this will all of your friends.
Have a fantastic weekend!
1. Doctor Who
If you think because she is dead, I am weak, you understand very little. If you had any part in killing her, and you are not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So for your sake, understand this -- I am the Doctor, and I'm coming to find you. And I will never, ever stop.
The Doctor
2. Arrow
Thea: A bunch of superheroes in a farm house? I feel like I've seen that in a movie before.
Oliver: We need a secure location.
Caitlin: What's wrong with STAR Labs?
Oliver: Well, absolutely nothing if you forget about the revolving door you guys installed so the bad guys can come and go as they please.
Caitlin: Remind me again what happened to your old lair, or the one before that...
3. The Flash
Barry: Wow! Nice new digs. [looks at Oliver] Also, I just noticed. No sleeves. Don't you get...cold?
Oliver: I spent the better part of five years on an island in the North China Sea. Don't get cold, Barry.
4. The Leftovers
Meg: Knock knock.
Evie: Who's there?
Meg: Broken pencil.
Evie: Broken pencil who?
Meg: Never mind, it's pointless.
5. Homeland
Terror is the necessary prologue of a caliphate.
Qasim
6. The Affair
Dr. Oola: So you'll accept a date with some rando on the internet, but you won't go out with me?
Helen: I mean, what is a date, really, it''s just an interview for sex?
Dr. Oola: OK. Would you like to have sex with me?
Helen: Sure.
7. Once Upon a Time
We save each other. That is what our family does.
Snow
8. Quantico
Sir, with respect, when the people you trust the most are all on one side, and you're on the other, what does that make you?
Natalie
9. The Good Wife
Well, it'a a racism case and my firm is a little pale at the moment.
Louis Canning
10. Madam Secretary
At what point would you be willing to violate the cone of silence between us? What would it take? Would millions of lives have to be at stake because that's where we are.
Henry
11. The Librarians
Oh, now you can tell lies that aren't lies? Wow you really *are* a politician!
Eve
12. The Walking Dead
Look, I get it, my dad killed your dad. But you gotta know something, your dad was an asshole.
Carl
13. Agents of SHIELD
Bring it back my friend. Be the one that finishes what HYDRA started. We're making history today.
Gideon
14. Gotham
How do I know you're not a martian in a rubber suit?
Selina
15. Ash vs Evil Dead
This is shitty! I mean, I feel like I'm the soux chef of his exorcism kitchen. Oh man. exorcisms are the worst.
Pablo
16. Girlfriends's Guide to Divorce
Jake: You know, at a certain point, we're actually going to have to talk about what's going on here.
Abby: I know. Can't we just keep it secret and delicious for now?
Jake: So I want to talk about our relationship and you don't. We are truly Jake and Abby 2.0.
17. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Turns out, my real life is garbage but my fake life is AH-MAZING.
Rebecca
18. Major Crimes
Maybe he went to the gym for a pre-suicide workout.
Sykes
19. Fargo
I have heard of you before. And may I say, brother... I like your style.
Mike Milligan [to Ed]
20. The Grinder
Dean: It's weird because if he dies, a part of me dies.
Stewart: Yeah, that is very weird.
21. iZombie
Ravi: I just had a thought. What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his 'O' face!
Liv: Really? That's where your mind goes?
Ravi: I bet it's super angry.
22. Chicago Fire
Jimmy: Hey guys, the tortoise is getting away.
Dawson: Mouch, you gonna stop it?
Mouch: What's the rush?
23. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I have this kind of underlying fear that on my tombstone it will say, “She wore diapers.”
Lisa Rinna
24. Scream Queens
Here's what I think. When I was your age, I was thoughtless about sex. So thoughtless that I fathered twins with a girl whose name I can't remember. And those twins grew up to murder a bunch of people. Now I know that that might seem like an extreme consequence of teen sex, but the lesson remains the same.
Wes
25. Supergirl
I don't say this often, but I am craving a good fight right now.
Kara
26. Rosewood
You dropping by to steal some more of my thunder?
Mike
27. Empire
Cookie: Lyon Dynasty is our company, but Empire is our legacy. And anybody that tries to steal that from us is our enemy. Do you understand that?
Hakeem: I know, Ma.
28. Nashville
Daphne: You wanted us to be taken more seriously, and I was just trying to-
Maddie: To look ridiculous?
29. You're the Worst
He still just thinks of me as a freeloading veteran with perfect features.
Edgar
30. American Horror Story: Hotel
James: Do you know the difference between you and I?
John: Millions?
James: Pain.
31. Supernatural
Sully: If I show you all we can see, you can’t tell a soul.
Dean: Yeah because chicks dig the whole imaginary friend thing.
32. Code Black
Yell at me again, I'm gonna put you over my knee.
Isabel Mendez [to Dr. Mario Savetti]
33. Criminal Minds
Morgan: Hey baby girl, I need you to look into something for me.
Garcia: Tell me it's your melted chocolate eyes, because I'm so there.
Morgan: Likewise, but first things first silly girl.
34. The Vampire Diaries
Stefan: Have any advice?
Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her to sacrifice everything for them. Not that I'm one to give advice.
35. The Originals
Whatever we have in common, it's outweighed by the fact that I want you dead.
Freya [to Tristan]
36. Haven
You know, if you had told me a few years ago that my bar was going to get thrashed by a Trouble that creates sea monsters, I...now it just sounds like Tuesday.
Duke
