It's impossible to believe that events that changed the forecast of Outlander going forward could leave you with so little to say, but here we are.
And let's get it out there: Outlander Season 5 Episode 10 accomplished a huge task. There isn't any doubt about that.
But it was done so well that there is nary room for a discussion.
And that's what we do here. We discuss. Clicking the link above takes you to a full rundown of what happened, of course, but here, we like to chat about the whys, more or less.
But there isn't an iota of what went down during "Mercy Shall Follow Me" that is open for debate.
In one hour of our viewing time, two thorns were effectively removed from our collective sides.
After the events of Outlander Season 5 Episode 9, I wondered if, when it came time for Bonnet to make his move, it would be Claire and Bree left dealing with the madman. In a way, I was on target.
But the two women couldn't have matched the force of Bonnet, a despicable sea-captain, and that man's lackeys. No. Every ounce of testosterone that was poured onto the occasion was welcome.
Probably the most surprising thing to have happened was how radically Roger turned tide. It wasn't very long ago that the man was against death of any sort.
But then, while he had very specific experience with Bonnet himself, until had time with Jamie and got the finer details of what a man like Bonnet could have done to wreck their family -- a family already irreparably harmed by Bonnet -- that Roger gave his full support to ending Bonnet as appropriate.
I'll be honest. What I didn't appreciate about the episode was the heavyhandedness of Bonnet's clever way of getting to Bree. It was a bit too romance novel for me.
Yes, Outlander does have those genes, and the books are excellent. But was anyone even remotely buying the lovely day mother and daughter were sharing while the menfolk went off to end their biggest problem?
The only thing missing was a cautionary voiceover or that "dun dun dun dunnnn" music they used to play in old black and whites (or even the frenetic piano pounding of silent movies).
Although it was a lovely day at the beach, it was, quite literally, no day at the beach, if you know what I mean.
It didn't make sense. If Claire and Jamie, especially, knew anything about Stephen Bonnet, it's that you're never prepared for the way he works. At the very least, a man should have been left behind in the case of an emergency.
Hell, it could have been a woman, as long she was armed and on the lookout for the two vulnerable women trying to enjoy a day that would ultimately, whether Bree got kidnapped or not, be shrouded in darkness.
After all, even if the plan in motion had played out as they intended, every time they recalled that beautiful day, it would have been scarred with the knowledge that Jamie, Roger, and Ian had also set off to kill a man at the beginning of it.
With all that they've been through collectively at the hands of Stephen Bonnet, I can only hope that the entire family swings back to Wilmington to spend a real day at the beach -- if anyone has earned a vacation, it's this family.
Have they ever taken one?
Bonnet wasn't even the only person to take their leave. Poor Jocasta was under the gun, as well, because she failed to secure a match for Forbes with her niece.
Honestly, that guy was in so far over his head. Even if he'd made it off of River Run alive, and Bonnet was successful in his procurement of Jemmy, did Forbes really think Bonnet would have let him live happily with 20% of River Run's worth?
What an idiot.
Ulysses is never far behind Jocasta. But petty little men like Forbes don't think about how they might get taken down because they're too assured that they're in the right all of the time.
Geez, look at that sob story that Bonnet gave to Brianna in his attempt to woo her into promising to try to love him. Or something.
Bonnet: So the monster prevails.
Bree: Well, it depends on who you think is the monster -- the man hellbound on revenge of the whale, who is hunted.
Bonnet: The sea is a treacherous place where creatures prey upon one another. And the sea, herself is hungry for souls.
Bree: What does that mean?
Bonnet: A nightmare. The sea, it calls for me. Darkness closes in. I cannot move. No one comes. No one ever comes.
Bree: It's only a dream.
Bonnet: So you don't think any less of me for tellin' ya?
Bree: No. I could never think any less of you.
Was Bonnet really that stupid that he thought, even for a second, that anything he said or did could have lured Bree to his side WITH her child, no less?
It's hard to understand what was intentional from Bonnet and what was meant by the writers to suppose that a sociopath and narcissist like Bonnet would behave idiotically.
Bonnet, a very mean spirited and troubled man, managed to get quite far in his life. His narcissism made him incredibly charming, and even at his worst, he could somehow pull people into his orbit.
Those sucked inside thought they could outsmart Bonnet, but the whole time, he appeared to be playing them like a fiddle. Or was he? Was it luck or purpose of action that allowed him to get away with so much?
In the end, it really doesn't matter. He met his end a lot better than he deserved.
Brianna? Was that mercy, or was it to make sure he's dead?Roger
Does it matter whether Bree meant to kill him mercifully or to ensure he was dead? Nope. She could have killed him with a little of both intentions floating through her mind.
This wasn't the season finale, but it sure could have been. What new trouble will befall the family to end Outlander Season 5 and propel us into Outlander Season 6?
Something tells me you book readers know exactly what's coming.
And while I'm speaking to you directly, readers, did Bonnet's demise happen the same in the book, or did Ronald Moore take some liberties with Diana Gabledon's material for the purpose of the show?
I'd love to know!
I'm also a little let down that Murtagh didn't get a better sendoff. He was grieved for all of five minutes, but his presence in the lives of the Outlander characters was much larger than that. Since I know that Murtagh never made it this far in the books, there wasn't much to draw on.
The family doesn't often cry over spilt milk, so to speak. They pick up after disasters, brush off their britches, and walk away without turning back.
Is that what happened here?
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