When Malory thinks she has breast cancer, Sterling goes in for a screening himself. It turns our Malory’s was a false positive, while our poor man Archer has the boob cancer. Archer has a change in heart and is nice to everyone, until he finds out his surgery was a success. Just as he begins to be a dick, he receives a phone call that lets him know the cancer spread to his lymph nodes and he needs to begin chemotherapy.