Chelsea

Chelsea is Charlie's second attempt at a fiancee on Two and a Half Men.  So far Chelsea has lasted longer than his last one, Mia.  Chelsea is played by Jennifer Bini Taylor and as of season six, she's been promoted to series regular.

Chelsea Quotes

Chelsea: I love you
Charlie: Great
Chelsea: Aren't you gonna say it back?
Charlie: I'm gonna go pan for cat turds. If that doesn't say "I love you," nothing does

Chelsea: What are you doing?
Charlie: You know what happens when we spoon
Chelsea: I'm sick!
Charlie: So am I!

Chelsea Photos

Charlie and Chelsea Talk
Meet the Parents
Alan Helps Chelsea
Chelsea Complains to Alan
Charlie and the Ladies
Charlie Comforts Gail
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

You know when dogs are sick they hide until they feel better.. probably why they're man's best friend

Charlie

Charlie: Why'd you change your friggin hair?
Alan: My girlfriend asked me to.
Charlie: If your new girlfriend asked you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Alan: If she put her tongue in my mouth while she asked me...
Charlie: I can't blame you. I once bought a woman a car for the same reason.
Alan: She put her tongue in your mouth?
Charlie: Sure. Let's say mouth.

Two and a Half Men

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Parting Gifts - Two and a Half Men
Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men
An Escape - Two and a Half Men
Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men
Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men
Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men
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