Cheryl is Malory's secretary on Archer.  Cheryl, who Archer can barely remember her name, has gone by Carol, Carina and even Cristal throughout the series.  She's a bit of a sexual deviant and loves to be strangled during intercourse and even fantasizes about being murdered.  She's kind of an idiot and often drags Pam in with her during her antics.

Despite working as a secretary, Cheryl is worth half a billion dollars as the heir to the Tunt fortune. She also has her own private train car and a pet ocelot. Her great-grandfather was racist.

Cheryl Quotes

Cheryl: Beep beep beep.
Pam: Oh, your giving me the truck noise, Karen Carpenter stunt double?
Cheryl: I'm sorry, I thought you were walking backwards.

Cheryl: It's Carol.
Archer: What? Since when?
Cheryl: Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer: Wow, that's... excuse us.

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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Lana: What's your third biggest fear?
Archer: Brain aneurysm.
Lana: What's a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?
Archer: Nothing, it can happen anywhere at anytime, that's what makes it so terrifying.