Comic Book Guy

Jeff Albertson, or Comic Book Guy as he is referred to most of the time, is one of the popular recurring characters on The Simpsons.  Comic Book Guy is voiced by Hank Azaria and is portrayed as an obese, nerdy guy.

Comic Book Guy owns the comic book store, The Adroid's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop and is very much a stereotypical nerd.  Worst. Nerd. Ever!

Comic Book Guy Quotes

Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?

I played hardball with hollywood, the closest i will ever come to playing a sport in my life

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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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