Comic Book Guy

Jeff Albertson, or Comic Book Guy as he is referred to most of the time, is one of the popular recurring characters on The Simpsons.  Comic Book Guy is voiced by Hank Azaria and is portrayed as an obese, nerdy guy.

Comic Book Guy owns the comic book store, The Adroid's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop and is very much a stereotypical nerd.  Worst. Nerd. Ever!

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Comic Book Guy Quotes

Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?

I played hardball with hollywood, the closest i will ever come to playing a sport in my life

Comic Book Guy

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

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The Simpsons

The Simpsons Photos

Seeing Ghosts - The Simpsons
Heading to Denmark - The Simpsons
Losing Their Spark - The Simpsons
Grampa Reveals a Secret - The Simpsons
Lisa Loves Jazz - The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Are Shocked - The Simpsons

The Simpsons Videos

Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
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