Jim Rash stars as the Moby-look-a-like Dean Pelton on NBC's Community.  The Dean always gives hilarious morning announcements starting off the show and generally wanders around being an idiot desperately trying to turn Glendale into a respectable school.

Dean Pelton Quotes

Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.

Dean [singing]

Dean: What's it gonna take? A plum park space, free meals, a night of companionship, if you know what I mean?
Jeff: I'll do it for the parking space and if you promise not to tell mean what you mean

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Community Quotes

Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.

Dean [singing]

Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?