Eliza Coupe stars as Denise, one of the new interns in season eight of Scrubs.  Denise has a very masculine, harsh personality but still likes the dudes.  During  season nine, Denise became a teaching assistant at the new medical school.

Denise Mahoney Quotes

J.D: I was still trying to get my intern Joe to be more sensitive with her patient
[flashes into room with patient]
Denise: Don't worry Mr Hepburn, a lot of people are afraid needles. I was only surprised because you're the first one I've come across that doesn't have a vagina
[they leave the room]
Denise: Did you know that guy was a priest?
J.D: I did

Denise: You called me Joe?
J.D.: Do you not like that as a new nickname?
Denise: Just a little butch, I like banging dudes.. so...
J.D: I heard that's nice

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Scrubs Quotes

So, Doug, this is the morgue!... Hm. Cute, the little toe-tag. Like a present.

Elliot

J.D.: Hey Elliot.
Elliot [Coming from underneath the table]: I'm not hiding from you, I..I was... I was just looking for my... uhm, my... I was just looking for my dignity.
J.D.: Did you find it?
Elliot: No. I must have left it at college