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Diane Simmons
Diane Simmons is one half of the Quahog 5 News team on Family Guy. Diane is voiced by Lori Alan and can frequently be seen bickering with her co-anchor Tom Tucker with hilarious results.
Diane Simmons Quotes
Good evening, tonight's top story, Quahog is infested. With loud hairy creatures also known as New Yorkers
Diane
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Diane: A tragic accident today in the north Providence area, a family of four lost their lives when their mini van swerved off the road and into a ravine, exploding on impact.
[Tom laughs]
Diane: Do you find this funny Tom?
Tom: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I was remembering I accidentally put my shirt on inside out this morning. It's fine now though. So what were you saying about a.... fashion show?
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Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
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But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
Quagmire
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