Hannah is a quirky girl in her early twenties. Her dream is to become a writer, however her parents recently just cut her off. She is now trying to find a job in New York City, as well as love.

Hannah Horvath Quotes

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

I got it! I got the part in "White Men Can't Jump" the fucking musical spectacular, you feckless whores! Hannah, I will see you at home tomorrow roughly around noon when I'm done partying this out. Eat a dick!

Elijah

Okay, I need this to stop. Because A) it's fucking revolving, and B) every time you say "nipple," a fairy dies.

Hannah [to Marnie]