Hermes Conrad is the Jamaican accountant of Planet Express.  He's a 36-th level bureaucrat and quite proud of it.  Hermes was also an Olympic Limbo competitor in his prime.

Hermes is voiced by Phil LaMarr.

Hermes Quotes

Amy: Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?
Hermes: I don't know, Amy. I just don't know.

Hermes: OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela (reading): Death by airlock failure.
Hermes: Mm.
Leela: Death by brain parasite.
Hermes: Yeah.
Leela: Death by sonic diarrhoea?
Hermes: Oh, you don't want that!
Leela: Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes: Sign the paper.

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