Joe Pritchett Quotes

You're a bad valentine!

Joe

Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!

Joe

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan