Joe Swanson is Peter's handicapable, suoer macho friend and neighbor on Family Guy.  Joe is voiced by the always fantastic Patrick Warburton.

Joe is married to the constantly pregnant Bonnie until she eventually popped out Susie.  His son, Kevin, was killed in Iraq.

Joe Swanson Quotes

I just suggested a line of handicapable toys - ya know, to show the kids the fun of being physically challenged

Joe

Joe: Say, do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?
Peter: Man, you neighbors are like viruses, starts with a screwdriver, then before you know it you're using my supermarket, dry cleaner, even my postman

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Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire