Joe Swanson is Peter's handicapable, suoer macho friend and neighbor on Family Guy. Joe is voiced by the always fantastic Patrick Warburton.
Joe is married to the constantly pregnant Bonnie until she eventually popped out Susie. His son, Kevin, was killed in Iraq.
(Brian and Stewie back out of the driveway)
Stewie: Oooh, there's Joe. Say "Joe, I think you're cool."
Brian: Joe, I think you're cool.
Joe: Well, thank you Brian. That's gonna get me through the rest of this yard work.
Stewie: No, just kidding, you suck.
Brian: (to Joe) No, just kidding, you suck.
Brian: (to Joe) Queer. (Brian drives away)
Joe: Ah, well there goes my smile.
Oh wow. Wow, if I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public, just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!Joe