Josh Girard is a minor character portrayed by Lonny Ross on 30 Rock.

Josh Girard Quotes

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!

30 Rock Quotes

Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.

Liz

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.