Lacy is Jenna's clueless mother. She is very superficial, and got pregnant with Jenna when she was only a teenager.

Lacey Hamilton Quotes

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.