Lyndsey McElroy

Lyndsey McElroy, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith, is Jake's best friend's mom gone Alan's girlfriend.  She also happens to be Judith and Herb's neighbor.  Oh her seedy back history includes a softcore porn.

Lyndsey McElroy Quotes

Charlie: Give me in the lay of the land.
Lyndsey: You mean who in this land can you lay?

Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.

Lyndsey McElroy Photos

Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men
Dating Gretchen
The Boyfriend Issue
Lyndsey's Date
Alan & Lyndsey's Commitment Issues
Alan & Lindsey's Love Life
Show Comments

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Jake: You smell like strawberries.
Sophie: It's my lip gloss.
Jake: Does it taste like it smells?
Sophie: You wanna find out?
Jake: Sure!
[Sophie leans in to kiss Jake, Jake uses a finger to wipe her lip gloss off, then proceeds to eat it]
Jake: Mm

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Photos

Parting Gifts - Two and a Half Men
Alan Hesitates - Two and a Half Men
An Escape - Two and a Half Men
Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men
Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men
Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men
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