Michel Gerard is a French concierge that worked at the Independence Inn with Lorelai and Sookie.  Although good at his job, Michel is rude.

Michel Gerard Quotes

Lorelai: Has the plumber attended to Room 4 yet?
Michel: He was here. He did nothing. It's $100.

Michel: (to Lorelai while Rory's looking for stamps) What is your offspring doing?
Rory: I need stamps, can I have these?
Michel: No.
Lorelai: Take them.

Gilmore Girls Quotes

(in response to Dean honking the horn for Rory to come out) This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!

Emily

Dean: (referring to Tristan) Your boyfriend's waiting.
Rory: He's not my boyfriend! I hate him!
Dean: Whatever.
Rory: Dean!
Dean: What?
Rory: Stop!
Dean: Why?
Rory: Because I love you, you idiot!