Milhouse Van Houten is Bart's best friend on The Simpsons.  Milhouse is voiced by Pamela Hayden is a nerd that isn't nearly as smart as he looks.  His parents are now divroced and he's always had a crush on Lisa.

Milhouse Van Houten Quotes

How could Mrs. Krabappel take my cell phone? I'm only on month one of a sixty month plan

Milhouse

Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing
Milhouse: How's he doing?
Nelson: Better, thanks

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The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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