Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess