Phoebe Buffay is definitely the nuttiest of the group of Friends and that's impressive. Phoebe is a masseuse and a bit of an aspiring musician, known for her crazy tone-deaf accoustic guitar sets at the Central Perk.
During the last season, Phoebe marries Mike Hannigan (Paul Rudd).
Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.
Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.