Pierce Hawthorne is played by Chevy Chase on Community. He's a student at the local college, though he's certainly older than most of those around him.

Pierce is a millionaire that occasionally acts inappropriately with women. He's back in school to finally earn his degree.

Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

Community Quotes

Can we just take a mental step backwards and realize we're simply in a Winnebago?

Jeff

Britta: Are you okay? It looks like you have actual bedhead this morning.
Jeff: In fashion, I'm what's known as a taste-maker.
Britta: And you missed an entire side of your face shaving.
Jeff: And next month, so will Gwen Stefani