Pierce Hawthorne is played by Chevy Chase on Community. He's a student at the local college, though he's certainly older than most of those around him.

Pierce is a millionaire that occasionally acts inappropriately with women. He's back in school to finally earn his degree.

Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

Community Quotes

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.