Pierce Hawthorne is played by Chevy Chase on Community. He's a student at the local college, though he's certainly older than most of those around him.

Pierce is a millionaire that occasionally acts inappropriately with women. He's back in school to finally earn his degree.

Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

Community Quotes

We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed

Annie: I've been following you, how did you get Troy to play football?
Jeff: I'm not having a conversation with someone that emerged from a bush
Annie: Because I'm right?
Jeff: No, because I'm not in a commercial for a breakfast cereal