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Professor Frink
Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr. is the local Springfield super genius scientist and college professor. Frink often makes some bizarre devices that are often used in the Treehouse of Horror specials.
Professor Frink Quotes
(Volunteers offer to help Marge and Homer with Bart's predicament in the well.)
Falcon Man: Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch.
(The falcon is released and flies away) I don't think he's coming back.
Sea Captain: With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I'll land your boy. And I'll clean him for free.
Professor Frink: Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.
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According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...Love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?
Professor Frink
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The Simpsons Quotes
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!
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- Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.
Lance Murdoch
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