Ralph Wiggum is the mentally-challenged son of Police Chief Wiggum and one of Lisa's classmates on The Simpsons.  Ralph has a crush on Lisa, has been somewhat friends with Bart, and likes to eat glue.  We love Ralph and the adorable things he says.

Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

Clouds are God's sneezes.

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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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